Both Etch and Woody whip around like gunfighters. Before Woody can fully extend his arm out, the Etch-A-Sketch etches a gun on its screen. WOODY
(pretending to be shot) Oh!! You got me again, Etch! You've been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the west. Slinky passes a group of toys on the floor. SLINKY Got a staff meeting, you guys, come on, let's go! Robot and Snake begin constructing a podium made out of Legos and a Tinker Toy tub while Woody searches the floor. WOODY Now where is that -- ? Aw, hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here? Woody spots the doodle pad on the floor by the desk and walks over to it. As he reaches down to pick it up. REX, the plastic dinosaur, jumps out to scare Woody. REX ROOAAAARR!!! WOODY (unaffected) Oh, how ya doin', Rex? Rex suddenly turns timid. REX Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
WOODY I was close to being scared that time. Woody heads back to the podium. Rex follows.
REX I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it. I think I'm just coming off as annoying. A crook suddenly grabs Woody's neck and jerks him towards BO PEEP, the porcelain figurine.
WOODY (choking) Aach! -- Oh, hi, Bo. BO PEEP I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock. WOODY (blushing) Oh, hey - it was nothing. BO PEEP Whadda ya say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight? WOODY (very flustered) Heh, heh.oh yeah, uh, I. Bo saunters back towards her lamp stand, passing a stack of ABC blocks. BO PEEP Remember, I'm just a couple of blocks away. Woody is left lovestruck. All the rest of the toys in the room are filing past Slinky. SLINKY Come on, come on! Smaller toys up front. Woody remains lovestruck in the middle of the room. Hey, Woody! SLINKY C'mon!
Woody snaps out of his trance and rushes over to the podium. The toys crowd together as Woody steps up to the podium. MIKE, a toy tape recorder, waddles up next to Woody and indicates his microphone.
MIKE Ahem! WOODY (grabbing microphone) Oh, thanks, Mike. (to the crowd) Okay -SFX: FEEDBACK WOODY (to Mike) Oh, whoa, step back -Mike waddles back a step to stop the feedback. WOODY Hello? Check? Better? Great. Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf, can you hear me? Great! Okay, first item today.oh, yeah. Has everyone picked a moving buddy? The toys all MOAN. HAMM Moving buddy?! You can't be serious! REX Well I didn't know we were supposed to have one already. MR. POTATO HEAD (waving his arm out its socket) Do we have to hold hands? The toys LAUGH and SNICKER. WOODY Oh, yeah, you guys think this is a big joke. We've only got one week left before the move. I don't want any toys left behind. A moving buddy -- if you don't have one, get one!

Sorry there, old Spudhead. INT. DOWNSTAIRS - HOUSE PLANT SARGENT (to army men) Mission accomplished. Well done, men. Pack it up, we're going home. INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM WOODY So did I tell ya? Huh? worry about. Nothing to
SLINKY I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted you for a second. INT. DOWNSTAIRS - HOUSE PLANT The platoon is preparing to exit the plant when. MRS. DAVIS (O.S.) Wait a minute. Oooh, what do we have here?! The Sargent lifts his binoculars back to his eyes. ANGLE: BINOCULAR VIEW OF LIVING ROOM Mrs. Davis can be seen opening the closet and pulling out another large present. SARGENT (indicating the baby monitor) Wait -- turn that thing back on! INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS SARGENT (O.S.) (over monitor) Come in, Mother Bird, come in, Mother Bird. All the toys tense up.
SARGENT (O.S.) (continued) Mom has pulled a surprise present from the closet. Andy's opening it. INT. DOWNSTAIRS - HOUSE PLANT - CONTINUOUS SARGENT He's really excited about this one. It's a huge package. Oh -- get out -- one of the kids is in the way, I can't see. INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS SARGENT (O.S.) (from monitor).it's.it's a -The sound of children CHEERING emits from the monitor, cutting off the Sargent. REX It's a WHAT?! WHAT IS IT?!!! Rex grabs a leg of the nightstand and shakes it, making the monitor drop to the floor. The impact causes the batteries to roll out. REX Oh, no! MR. POTATO HEAD Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is! HAMM (sarcastic) Way to go, Rex. Everyone rushes to the fallen monitor. correctly insert the batteries. No, no! around! Potato Head tries to
WOODY Turn 'em around, turn 'em
HAMM Eh, he's puttin' 'em in backwards! WOODY Plus is positive, minus is negative! Oh, let me! Woody jumps down off the bed and shoves both Hamm and Potato Head aside. INT. LIVING ROOM ANDY Let's go to my room, guys! The kids rush past the houseplant. SARGENT (into the monitor) RED ALERT! RED ALERT! ANDY IS COMING UPSTAIRS! INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS Woody puts the last battery back in. WOODY There. SARGENT (O.S.) (over monitor) Juvenile intrusion! Repeat! Resume your positions NOW! WOODY Andy's coming, everybody! your places. Hurry! Back to
The toys PANIC and scatter about the room. MR. POTATO HEAD Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear? Outta my way! REX Here I come, here I

BUZZ Can. The crowd of toys rush Buzz, CHEERING AND CLAPPING WITH ADORATION. REX Whoa! Oh, wow! You flew magnificently! BO PEEP I found my moving buddy! BUZZ Why, thank you. Thank you all. Thank you. WOODY That wasn't flying! falling with style! That was
MR. POTATO HEAD Man, the dolls must really go for you! (aside) Can you teach me that? Woody stands alone at the other end of the bed, fuming. Slinky, caught up in the euphoria, approaches Woody. SLINKY Heh, heh, heh! Golly bob howdy -WOODY Oh, shut up! In a couple of days, everything will be just the way it was. They'll see. they'll see. I'm still Andy's favorite toy. MONTAGE SONG: STRANGE THINGS plays over montage. INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM - LATER A) Andy plays with Woody: jumping up and down on the bed, running around the room.
B) Andy sets Woody down on the floor. Next he "lands" Buzz Lightyear on the floor opposite Woody. Andy shoots Buzz's laser at Woody and then smacks Woody across the room as if he'd been blown away by the laser. C) Andy runs into his closet wearing his cowboy hat and cowboy pajamas. MATCH CUT TO: Andy runs out of the closet clad in Buzz Lightyear pajamas and a homemade spaceman's helmet. ANDY Buzz Lightyear to the rescue. D) Woody observes all the cowboy-themed items in the bedroom transform to space motif: the posters, the drawings on the wall, the pillow, the bedspread. E) Buzz watches Rex execute a WIMPY ROAR. The space ranger suggests a few tips for the dinosaur. Rex tries again, this time giving a "JURASSIC PARK" ROAR. The roar blasts Potato Head's features right off his face. F) Woody passes Etch-A-Sketch, who's sporting a portrait of Buzz. Woody looks across the room to see Buzz combing Troll Doll's hair, chatting away like a hair dresser. Woody angrily shakes Etch, removing Buzz's image. G) Rocky, Snake, Troll Doll and Rex are lifting Tinkertoys as weights. Buzz works out on top of an upside down Robot, using his feet as a treadmill. Potato Head attempts to lift his Tinkertoy barbell but ends up tumbling backwards, leaving his arms connected to the barbell. H) Woody looks under the bed for Slinky, finding only the checkerboard. Woody peeks around the corner of the bed to see Slinky and

Oh, all this packing makes me hungry. What would you say to dinner at, uh, oh, Pizza Planet? ANDY Pizza Planet?! Oh, cool! Andy throws the two toys on his desk with Buzz landing right on top of Woody. MRS. DAVIS Go wash your hands and I'll get Molly ready. The minute the door is closed Woody comes alive and shoves Buzz off of him. ANDY (O.S.) Can I bring some toys? MRS. DAVIS (O.S.) You can bring ONE toy. ANDY (O.S.) Just one? Woody perks up with concern. WOODY (to himself) One toy? He glances over his shoulder at Buzz, who is walking away towards the opposite end of the desk. Woody picks up a Magic 8 Ball left beside him on the desk. With his back to Buzz, Woody quietly shakes the 8 ball. WOODY (whispering) Will Andy pick me? He tips the 8 ball over. The triangular oracle floats up to the surface. Its prediction reads: DON'T COUNT ON IT. WOODY Don't count on it?!! Doh-h-h-h!
Woody throws down the 8 ball in disgust. It rolls across the desk and falls behind it with a LOUD THUD. Woody suddenly becomes interested in the back of the desk and peers down it. ANGLE: BACK OF THE DESK The 8 ball is wedged way down near the bottom. The space is a black chasm, dark and deep, just big enough to fit.a toy. Woody looks across the desk at Buzz. He is HUMMING TO HIMSELF as he forages through Andy's pen/pencil tray looking for "tools" to repair his ship with. Right behind Buzz sits THE RC CAR It rests on the desktop, pointing in the direction where the 8 ball fell, with the remote laying by its side. Woody smiles for a beat and then runs in a panic over to Buzz. WOODY Buzz!! Oh, Buzz, Buzz Lightyear!! Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness! We've got trouble! BUZZ Trouble?! (looking around) Where?! WOODY (pointing to the back of the desk) Down there. Just down there. A helpless toy.it's.it's trapped, Buzz! BUZZ Then we've no time to lose!! Buzz runs over and looks down the back of the desk.
BUZZ I don't see anything! Woody picks up the remote for the RC Car and switches it on. RC's eyes (headlights) open sleepily. WOODY Oh, he's there. Just, just keep looking. Woody hits the "FORWARD" button on the remote and steers the RC Car straight for Buzz. BUZZ What kind of a toy -- ? Buzz turns to see RC headed straight for him. He dives out of the way as the RC Car SMASHES into the base of. A BULLETIN BOARD The impact forces pushpins to fly out of the board. Buzz ducks as pins land all around him, sticking into the desk like arrows. POTATO HEAD sits on the floor in the midst of a card game with Hamm. He looks up at the desk and GASPS as the bulletin board slams down onto. A GLOBE knocking it out of its stand. right at Buzz. The globe starts rolling
Woody stands frozen in disbelief at the chaos he's created. Buzz runs along the desk, the globe rolling right behind him, Indiana Jones style. Buzz gets stuck "log rolling" on a pile of pencils, but at the last second jumps out of the way onto the window ledge. The globe lumbers past Buzz and strikes a Luxo-style desklamp. The arm of the lamp swings all the way around, barely missing Woody.

Oo-o-o-o-o-o. BUZZ Greetings! I am Buzz Lightyear! come in peace! Tell us! ALIENS What is it like outside? I
The squeeze toys rush Buzz like JABBERING excited children. EXT. CRANE GAME With the kids gone, Woody crosses the aisle to the crane game and dives through the prize slot. INT. CRANE GAME - CONTINUOUS Woody clambers up the side of the deposit slot. BUZZ (O.S.) This is an intergalactic emergency! I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12! Woody peeks over the partition to witness Buzz surround by the cute alien toys. BUZZ (continued; to the aliens) Who's in charge here? All the aliens point upward. ALIENS The cla-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-w!! Woody and Buzz look up. ANGLE: CRANE GAME CLAW It dangles directly above the toys. ALIEN #1 The claw is our master. ALIEN #2
The claw chooses who will go and who will stay. WOODY (to himself) This is ludicrous. SID (O.S.) (laughter) Woody GASPS at the recognition of Sid's voice. see Sid heading straight for the crane game. Oh, no! WOODY Sid!!! He turns to
Woody leaps off the partition and tackles Buzz, pushing the two of them deep into the pile of aliens. WOODY Get down!! Sid approaches the crane game and fishes quarters out of his pants pocket. BUZZ (loud whisper) What's gotten into you, Sheriff? was -WOODY (loud whisper) YOU are the one that decided to climb into this -ALIEN #4 (loud whisper) Sh-h-h-h-h-h. The claw. ANGLE: CLAW It moves into position and hovers directly above the area where Woody and Buzz are hiding. The crane drops and grabs hold of the alien toy that is right on top of Buzz.

It moves.

ALIEN #3 (whispering excitedly) I have been chosen!! Positioned with his back to Sid, the alien is lifted up by the claw. ALIEN #3 (continued) Farewell, my friends! better place. SID Gotcha! With the alien gone, Buzz's upper torso becomes exposed, forcing the space ranger to freeze. Sid suddenly spots Buzz. SID A Buzz Lightyear! No way!

I go on to a

Woody, still hidden, frantically looks around for some way to escape. Behind him, through the aliens, he eyes. A SMALL REPAIR DOOR Woody swims through the alien squeeze toys toward the door. He grabs hold of the locking latch and, after a few attempts, is able to pry the door open. The shadow of the crane lines up over Buzz, lowers, and grabs his head. SID Yes! The claw begins to lift Buzz up. WOODY (GASP) Buzz, NO! Woody grabs hold of Buzz's feet. Woody and the claw begin to have a tug-of-war with Buzz. Woody pulls down hard, forcing Buzz to sink into the pile of
aliens, out of Sid's view. SID (slamming his fist against the glass) Wha -- ? Hey!! Still tugging against the crane, Woody is almost out the door with Buzz. Just then, the aliens at the bottom of the pile pull Buzz and Woody back inside. ALIEN #4 He has been chosen. Hey! WOODY What are you doing? ALIEN #5 He must go. WOODY Stop it, you -- ! Stop it, you zealots! ALIENS He must go! Do not fight the claw! Do not anger the claw! He has been chosen. Woody and Buzz are pushed up to the surface and into the air, dangling lifelessly in front of Sid. Alright! SID Double prizes!

Woody and Buzz are dropped into the prize door slot and snatched up by Sid. SID (looking at his two new toys) Let's go home and.play. Ha-ha-ha. ANGLE: CLOSEUP OF SKULL ON SID'S T-SHIRT MATCH DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. SID'S HOUSE - LATER THAT NIGHT From out of the darkness appears Sid on his skateboard. He is HUMMING to rock music from his walkman while carrying his backpack in his hand. Sid leaps off the skateboard and walks up the front path towards the front door. Through the open zipper, Buzz peeks out of the backpack to see Sid's house. He recognizes Andy's house next door. INT. BACKPACK - CONTINUOUS Buzz, Woody and a squeeze toy alien are scrunched up in the backpack. BUZZ Sheriff! I can see your dwelling from here! You're almost home. ALIEN Nirvana is coming! portal awaits! The mystic
WOODY (to Alien) Will you be quiet?!! (to both) You guys don't get it, do you? Once we go into Sid's house, we won't be coming out. ANGLE: TOYS' POV FROM OUT BACKPACK The front door opens to reveal Scud. straight for the backpack, BARKING. Whoa, Scud! boy! SID Hey, boy. The dog lunges
The dog begrudgingly obeys. SID Hey, I got somethin' for ya, boy.
Sid's hand reaches into the backpack. WOODY (loud whisper) FREEZE!!! The toys go still. Sid's hand grabs the alien out of the backpack. The alien is then placed sideways along Scud's snout. SID Ready, set, NOW. In one quick motion, Scud flips the alien up, catches it in his mouth, and rabidly shakes it back and forth. Buzz and Woody react in horror. Hannah! SID Hey, Hannah!!!
Woody and Buzz glance up to see HANNAH, Sid's frail little sister, carrying her Janie Doll. HANNAH What? SID Did I get my package in the mail? HANNAH I dunno. SID Whaddaya mean, you don't know? HANNAH (insistent) I don't know! SID (mock concern) Oh no, Hannah! HANNAH What?
SID Look! He grabs the doll. HANNAH Hey!! SID She's sick! HANNAH (panic rising) No she's NOT -SID I'll have to perform one of my.operations! HANNAH NO-O-O. Don't touch her! NO! Janie!
Sid bolts upstairs with Hannah in pursuit. WOODY Not Sid's room.not there. INT. UPSTAIRS HALL - CONTINUOUS Sid races to his bedroom door. Sid! Hannah is right behind.

HANNAH Give her back!

Sid just LAUGHS. He charges into the room and slams the door in his sister's face. INT. SID'S ROOM - CONTINUOUS HANNAH (O.S.) (pounding on his door) Sid!.
Sid carelessly tosses the backpack on the bed and walks over to a makeshift workbench. SID
(as Doctor) Oh, no. We have a sick patient here, nurse. Prepare the O.R., STAT! Sid CLICKS on a bare bulb dangling above his "operating table." Woody and Buzz look on from the safety of the backpack as Sid places the Janie doll's head in a vise. HANNAH (O.S.) Sid, give her back! Give her back now! I'm telling! SID (as Doctor) Patient is. (straining while tightening vise).pre-e-epped. Sid grabs a painter's mask from his toolchest and dons it like a surgeon's mask. SID (as Doctor) No one's ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before. Sid grabs a toy pterodactyl from a nearby crate full of junk. SID (as Doctor) Now for the tricky part -- pliers! BUZZ (whispering to Woody) I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school. Sid struggles for a moment with his "patient" then stops. SID (as Nurse) Doctor, you've done it! (running to the door) Hannah?

They're cannibals! Woody retreats back into the backpack. INT. BACKPACK - CONTINUOUS Woody cowers in the corner as Buzz enters. button on his chest. He punches a
BUZZ May day! May day! Come in, Star Command! Send reinforcements!. (pause) Star Command, do you copy? No response. Buzz adjusts his laser light. It emits a short BLIP.
BUZZ (aiming his arm out the pack) I've set my laser from stun to kill. WOODY Oh, great, great. Yeah, and if anyone attacks us we can blink 'em to death. EXT. ANDY'S HOUSE - NIGHT Rex points a flashlight out of Andy's bedroom window while Bo Peep, Slinky, Hamm and Potato Head look on. Some bushes rustle below. REX Hey, you guys! I think I've found him. Buzz! Is that you?! Rex points the flashlight beam at the shaking bushes. annoyed MEOW of a cat is heard. REX Whiskers! Will you get out of here?! You're interfering with the search and rescue. The
SFX: APPROACHING CAR Rex turns off the flashlight. REX (whispering) They're home!
The toys duck behind the sill. The Davis' family van pulls into the driveway. Davis get out. ANDY Mom, have you seen Woody? MRS. DAVIS Where was the last place you left him? ANDY (searching the van) Right here in the van. MRS. DAVIS Oh, I'm sure he's there. You're just not looking hard enough. ANDY He's not here, Mom. Woody's gone. Andy and Mrs.
The toys all look at one another. BO PEEP (GASP) Woody's gone?! HAMM Well waddah-ya-know, the weasel ran away. Hamm, Potato Head and Rex walk away from the window. MR. POTATO HEAD Huh?! Huh?! I told you he was guilty. REX
Who would've thought he was capable of such atrocities?! Bo Peep and Slinky are left alone at the window, visibly crestfallen. BO PEEP Oh, Slink, I hope he's okay. DISSOLVE TO: EXT. SID'S BEDROOM WINDOW - DAY SID (O.S.) (as Interrogator) Oh, a survivor. Where is the rebel base? Talk! SFX: HAND SLAP INT. SID'S ROOM - CONTINUOUS An inanimate Woody flies across the room, landing hard on the floor. Sid crosses to the window. SID (as Interrogator) I can see your will is strong. Sid opens the window shade. onto Woody. Bright sunlight shines down
SID (continued) Well, we have ways of making you talk. Sid pulls out a magnifying glass from his back pocket and focuses the beam on Woody's forehead. SID (as Interrogator) Where are your rebel friends now? Heh, heh. A bright white hot dot forms on Woody's forehead and begins

.turns onto the top of the stairwell, down a few steps, and is confronted by. SCUD asleep on the landing. Woody freezes inches away from the sleeping beast. slowly backs up the stairs. He
Suddenly Buzz appears and pulls Woody back against the hallway wall. He covers Woody's mouth with his hand. WOODY (muffled gasp) BUZZ (whisper) Another stunt like that, cowboy -you're going to get us killed. WOODY
(pulling Buzz's hand away) Don't tell me what to do! BUZZ Shhh! Buzz checks to make sure Scud is still asleep and then darts across the stairwell opening to the other end of the hallway. Once safely across, he motions for Woody to follow. Woody cowardly crawls on all fours across the open area and meets up with Buzz. As he stands. WOODY'S PULLSTRING RING gets caught on one of the curls of the wrought iron railing. The toys begin to creep down the hallway, unaware that Woody's pullstring is being pulled farther and farther until -It SNAPS off the iron railing and flies back towards Woody. WOODY (VOICE BOX) YEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAA!! Both Buzz and Woody leap in surprise at the sound of Woody's voice box. ANGLE: SCUD'S EYE It opens. Woody vainly attempts to stifle the recoiling pullstring. WOODY (VOICE BOX) (continued) Giddy-up partner!. GROWLING, Scud starts up the stairs. WOODY (VOICE BOX) (continued).We got to get this wagon train a movin'!
Woody and Buzz take off running. BUZZ Split up! Two doors are ajar at the other end of the hallway. dives behind one while Woody jumps into. A CLOSET Woody slams the door shut just as Scud reaches the top of the landing. CRASHED can be heard from behind the closet door, getting Scud's attention. Buzz peeks out from his doorway at Scud SNIFFING AND GROWLING at the closet. Sensing movement behind him, Scud whips around and starts to enter Buzz's doorway. SFX: SNORING The noise stops the dog in his tracks. look up to see. INT. SID'S DAD'S DEN - CONTINUOUS MR. PHILLIPS is asleep on a La-Z-Boy recliner in front of the T.V. Scud backs out and heads down the stairs. Buzz turns to exit the room when he hears. SPACE COMMANDER (O.S.; ON TV) Calling Buzz Lightyear!! Come in Buzz Lightyear!! This is Star Command. Buzz Lightyear! Do you read me?! BUZZ Star Command! Buzz opens up his wrist communicator and is just about to speak into it when he is interrupted. Both Scud and Buzz Buzz
KID #1 (O.S.) Buzz Lightyear responding! you loud and clear! Buzz turns around to see. A TELEVISION SET

Hannah walks into the entryway, and not seeing Buzz, steps on him. What, dear? MOM (O.S.) What was that?
Hannah picks up Buzz (and his arm) and smiles. HANNAH Nevermind. DISSOLVE TO: INT. UPSTAIRS HALLWAY - LATER ANGLE: CLOSET The knob jiggles for a moment. Suddenly, the door flies open revealing Woody, entangled in Christmas lights, standing atop a pile of boxes to be at doorknob height.
Woody and the rest of the junk topple over. A bowling ball topples out, smashing Woody square on the head. WOODY Oo-o-of! (to the hallway) Buzz?! The coast is clear. Buzz? Where are you? BUZZ (O.S.; SAMPLED VOICE) It's a secret mission in uncharted space! Let's go!! Woody creeps down the hallway, dragging the Christmas lights with him. Really? HANNAH (O.S.) That is so-o-o interesting.
Woody peeks into the open doorway of. INT. HANNAH'S BEDROOM/UPSTAIRS HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS Hannah is pretending to have a tea party. Her guests are dolls, headless dolls, that is except for. BUZZ He is seated at the miniature table, dressed up in a frilly apron and fashionable party hat. HANNAH (continued) Would you like some tea, Mrs. Nesbit? WOODY (under his breath) Buzz! Hannah has placed a tiny teapot in Buzz's severed arm and pours imaginary tea with it. HANNAH It's so nice you could join us on such late notice.
Woody steps back into the hallway. WOODY Oh, no! HANNAH What a lovely hat, Mrs. Nesbit. goes quite well with your head. It
Woody thinks for a moment, then takes a few steps further down the hall. He CLEARS HIS THROAT. WOODY (high voice) Hannah! Oh, Hannah! Hannah stops pouring tea and looks up. HANNAH (yelling out her room) Mom? (to the dolls) Please excuse me, ladies. right back. I'll be
As soon as Hannah exits the room Buzz keels over face-down onto the table. Hannah passes Woody, hidden in the Christmas lights, and walks downstairs. HANNAH What is it, Mom? Mom, where are you? Woody bolts into Hannah's room. Buzz! WOODY Hey, Buzz! Are you okay?
Buzz lifts his head up and wails in drunken despair. BUZZ Gone! It's all go-o-one! All of it's gone. Bye-bye! Whoo-hoo! See ya! Woody picks up Buzz's severed arm.
WOODY What happened to you? BUZZ One minute you're defending the whole galaxy. (pointing at other dolls).and suddenly you find yourself suckin' down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sisters. The headless dolls turn and wave. Woody removes the teapot from the severed arm and sets it on the table. WOODY I think you've had enough tea for today. (helping Buzz up) Let's get you out of here, Buzz. BUZZ (grabbing Woody) Don't you get it?! You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbit!! (hysterical laughter) WOODY Snap out of it, Buzz! Woody presses Buzz's helmet open, slaps him across the face with his own detached arm, and then politely closes the helmet. Buzz sobers up and calmly takes his severed arm from Woody. Buzz walks out of the room while Woody follows. BUZZ (sober) I'm sorry. You're right. INT. UPSTAIRS HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS BUZZ (continued)

.I'm just a little depressed, that's all. I can get through this. Buzz reaches the center of the hallway and drops to his knees. BUZZ Oh, I'm a sham!! WOODY (loud whisper) Sh-h-h-h-h!! Quiet, Buzz. BUZZ Look at me! I can't even fly out of a window! Woody stops short. He looks down the hallway in the direction of Sid's room. ANGLE: SID'S BEDROOM WINDOW Woody can see straight out Sid's window across the way to Andy's bedroom window. BUZZ (continued) But -- the hat looked good. Tell me the hat looked good! The apron is a bit much, it's not my color. WOODY Out the window.Buzz, you're a genius! Woody grabs the coil of Christmas lights and drags Buzz towards Sid's room. WOODY (continued) Come on, this way! BUZZ Years of Academy training.wasted!! EXT. ANDY'S HOUSE/ANDY'S BEDROOM WINDOW Mr. Potato Head and Hamm are playing Battleship. Hamm's
wearing Potato Head's hat. MR. POTATO HEAD B-3. HAMM Miss. Ohhh! G-6. MR. POTATO HEAD You sunk it! HAMM Heh-heh. MR. POTATO HEAD Are you peeking? HAMM Oh, quit your whining and pay up. Potato Head reaches for his ear. HAMM No, no, not the ear. nose. C'mon! Gimme the
MR. POTATO HEAD (pulling out his nose; nasally) How 'bout three out of five? He is about to hand his nose over to Hamm when. Hey guys! WOODY (O.S.) Guys! Hey!
Both toys look across the way. EXT. SID'S WINDOW/ANDY'S BEDROOM WINDOW - CONTINUOUS Woody has just finished lifting Sid's window and waves to the toys. MR. POTATO HEAD Son of a building block, it's Woody! HAMM
He's in the psycho's bedroom! WOODY Hi! HAMM (into Andy's bedroom) Everyone, it's Woody! INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS Slinky, Bo Peep and Rex look to the window. BO PEEP Woody?! REX You're kidding? SLINKY Woody?! INT. SID'S ROOM WOODY We're gonna get outta here, Buzz -Buzz? Buzz is not there. Woody looks down at the floor.
Buzz is sitting on the floor, playing "bombs away" with his broken arm. EXT. ANDY'S BEDROOM WINDOW/SID'S WINDOW The rest of Andy's toys gather around the window to see Woody. REX Hey, look! BO PEEP Woody! WOODY Boy, am I glad to see you guys! SLINKY
I knew you'd come back, Woody! BO PEEP What are you doing over there? WOODY It's a long story, Bo. I'll explain later. Here, catch this! Woody tosses one end of the Christmas lights over. catches them. SLINKY I got it, Woody! REX (overly excited) He got it, Woody! WOODY Good going, Slink! Now, just, just tie it on to something! MR. POTATO HEAD Wait! Wait! I got a better idea! How about we DON'T?! Potato Head grabs the string of lights away from Slinky. SLINKY Hey?!! BO PEEP Potato Head!? MR. POTATO HEAD Did you all take stupid pills this morning?! Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz? And now you want to let him back over here? WOODY No, no, no! You got it all wrong, Potato Head. Buzz is fine! Buzz is right here. He's with me! MR. POTATO HEAD Slinky

You are a liar! WOODY No, I'm not! (to Buzz) Buzz, come over here and you just tell the nice toys that you're not dead. ANGLE: BUZZ He doesn't respond, preoccupied with peeling off the sticker on his wrist communicator. He crumples it up and tosses it aside. WOODY (to Andy's toys) Just a sec. INT. SID'S ROOM - CONTINUOUS Frantic, Woody walks over to the edge of the desk. WOODY Buzz! Will you get up here and give me a hand?! Buzz's severed arm comes flying into view and lands by Woody's feet. WOODY (insincerely) Ha ha. That's very funny, Buzz. (exploding) This is serious!! REX (O.S.) Hey, Woody!? Where'd ya go? He's lyin'. MR. POTATO HEAD (O.S.) Buzz ain't there.
EXT. SID'S WINDOW/ANDY'S WINDOW Woody reappears at the edge of Sid's window. He pretends to notice something out of the other toy's view.
WOODY (forced casualness) Oh, hi Buzz! Why don't you say "hello" to the guys over there? BUZZ'S SEVERED ARM suddenly appears with Woody holding the end just out of sight. Woody throws his voice, pretending to be Buzz. WOODY (AS BUZZ) Hi ya, fellas. To infinity and beyond! Hey look! REX It's Buzz!
WOODY (shaking the arm's hand) Yeah, hey Buzz. Let's show the guys our new secret best-friends hand shake. Gimme five, man! HAMM Something's screwy here. WOODY So, you see? We're friends now, guys. Aren't we, Buzz? (as BUZZ) You bet. Gimme a hug. Woody makes Buzz's arm grab his neck and pull him forward. WOODY (continued; as himself) Ha, ha, oh, I love you, too. SLINKY See? It is Buzz. Now give back the lights, Potato Head. MR. POTATO HEAD Wait just a minute. What are you trying to pull?! WOODY
Nothing. Woody innocently shrugs and throws both his hands up..exposing the severed arm. The toys all SCREAM in horror. mouth and turns away to BARF. Rex clasps his hands to his
Realizing his mistake, Woody tries to hide the arm, but it's too late. HAMM Oh, that is disgusting. MR. POTATO HEAD Murderer! No! WOODY No, no, no, no!
MR. POTATO HEAD You murdering dog! WOODY No, it's not what you think, I swear! MR. POTATO HEAD Save it for the jury. I hope Sid pulls your voice-box out, ya creep! Potato Head drops the lights. WOODY No! No! Don't leave! Don't leave! You've gotta help us, please! You don't know what it's like over here! MR. POTATO HEAD (to the other toys) Come on. Let's get out of here. HAMM Go back to your lives, citizens. Show's over. All the toys leave the window except Slinky.

WOODY Come back! Slink! Slink, please! Please! Listen to me! Unable to look Woody in the eye, Slinky closes the blinds. WOODY (continued) No! Come back!

No! SFX: THUNDER

SLI-I-I-INKYYY!!
As storm clouds roll over Sid's house, Woody slumps over the window sill in defeat. INT. SID'S ROOM - CONTINUOUS BROKEN TOY SOUNDS emit from behind Woody. window to see. THE MUTANT TOYS converging all around Buzz. WOODY BUZZ!! Still holding onto Buzz's arm, Woody jumps down from the desk and runs to Buzz's rescue. WOODY Go away, you disgusting freaks! Babyface turns from the fray and charges at Woody with his erector-set pinchers. Woody cowers, shielding himself from Buzz's arm. Babyface clamps onto the arm and has a tug-o-war with Woody. WOODY Alright back! Back, you cannibals! Woody loses his grip on the arm and sails across the room, crashing into the wall. He turns from the
By now there is no sight of Buzz within the swarming mass of mutant toys. Woody attacks the mob with a vengeance. WOODY He is still alive, and you're not gonna get him, you monsters! He furiously throws the mutant toys aside, digging his way to. BUZZ He is sitting up, his broken arm now newly-attached. Woody's anger turns to confusion. Hey?! WOODY Hey, they fixed you!
Woody shakes Buzz's arm to confirm what he's seeing is real when he looks to the mutants. WOODY (continued) But -- but they're cannibals. We saw them eat those other toys. The mutant toys part to reveal the recent victims of Sid's last "operation": The Janie Doll and Pterodactyl. Their heads have been taped back on the correct bodies. The mutants all innocently stare at Woody. WOODY Uh.sorry. I.I thought that you were gonna. (laughs nervously).you know, eat my friend. Immediately, the mutant toys retreat back into the dark corners of the room. WOODY Hey! No, no, wait! wrong? Hey! What's
SID'S MOM (O.S.) Sid! SID (O.S.) Not now, Mom, I'm BUSY! WOODY Sid!!! FOOTSTEPS approach the bedroom. Woody tries to pick up the still depressed Buzz, but he just goes limp. WOODY Buzz! C'mon, get up! you're. (GRUNT).get up. Buzz,

Woody jumps down and runs back for Buzz. The van begins pulling out of the driveway. Woody tugs on a loosened slat and breaks Buzz free of the fence. The two toys run out into the street just in time to see the van driving off down the street. SFX: TRUCK ENGINE Woody and Buzz turn around. THE MOVING VAN drives right over them. in time. Woody and Buzz SCREAM, ducking just
After the truck passes, Buzz runs after it with Woody a few steps behind. BUZZ Come on! ANGLE: SID'S FRONT PORCH
Scud is lying on the porch when he suddenly perks up at the sight of the two tiny toys running down the street after the moving truck. Scud bears his teeth and GROWLS. EXT. NEIGHBORHOOD STREET Buzz runs up close to the truck with Woody still back a few paces. A STRAP dangles off the back of the truck. Buzz makes a leap for it and grabs hold. He climbs up the strap and onto the bumper. Woody then lunges for the strap but it stays just out of reach. BUZZ You can do it, Woody. Woody gives a mighty leap and catches hold of the strap. WOODY Whew, I made it! Woody begins climbing up when suddenly Buzz goes pale. Woody looks behind him to see. SCUD The dog leaps forward and bites down on one of Woody's legs. WOODY (kicking Scud with other foot) Aaaaaahh!! Get away, you stupid dog! Down! Down! Scud tugs on Woody, pulling him down to the end of the strap. BUZZ Hold on, Woody! WOODY I can't do it! Take care of Andy for me!
BUZZ NO-O-O-O-O-O-O!! Buzz leaps off of the truck and onto Scuds snout. He grabs Scud's eyelids and snaps them hard. Scud YELPS, letting go of Woody. The dog bucks wildly with Buzz hanging onto his face. WOODY Buzz! The moving truck continues down the street leaving Buzz and Scud behind. Still hanging onto the strap, Woody scrambles up onto the bumper. He unlocks the back door of the truck and tries to lift up the heavy door. Suddenly, the family van and moving truck come to a stop at a traffic light. Woody slams into the door, causing it to fly upward taking Woody with it. Hanging from the door, Woody scans the inside of the truck until he spots what he's looking for. A PILE OF MOVING BOXES with the words "ANDY'S TOYS" written on them in crayon. EXT. NEIGHBORHOOD STREET Scud flings Buzz off his face. Buzz goes tumbling under a parked car. Scud runs over to the car, but is too big to get under it. INT. BACK OF MOVING TRUCK Woody rips into one of Andy's boxes. ANGLE: INSIDE OF BOX All the toys wince and MOAN as they cover their eyes from the sudden brightness.
TOYS What?! REX Are we there already? Woody?! SLINKY How'd you --
Woody's response is to slide the box aside and begin rummaging through the next box. Slinky, Potato Head, Rex and the other toys GRUMBLE IN CONFUSION as they poke their heads up out of the first box. Ah-hah! WOODY There you are!!